Hopium MachinesEvery launch on Robinhood Chain, graded before you buy.
The rug detector watches every token launched on Uniswap v2, v3, v4 and Pons, scores it within minutes through 21 checks and a real sell simulation, and keeps watching after the grade. The board is free and needs no sign-up.
What it does
Factory events on all four venues land on the board the block they happen, 8,937 of them in the last 24 hours. Each token is scored in minutes, a real sell is simulated against its own transfer logic, and when a deployer pulls the liquidity or dumps, the card moves to Busted with the transaction attached.
A score is a status, not a promise. That is why the board keeps watching after the grade.
How it works
- Watch. Factory events on Uniswap v2, v3, v4 and the Pons launchpad land on the board the block they happen. Nobody reads 8,937 contracts a day; the machine does.
- Score. 21 checks: source verification, owner powers, hidden mint / blacklist / tax switches, LP lock, holder concentration, deployer history, and a sell simulation that executes the token's transfer logic. If you cannot sell it, the card says TRAP before you buy it.
- Keep watching. Pools stay under watch after grading. LP pulls and deployer dumps move the card to Busted with the transaction, and the deployer's wallet gets a counter it never loses.
- Count. Every card and dossier carries one line of supply shares: dev, what the deployer still holds; top10, the ten largest wallets; snipers, what the first two minutes' buyers still hold; bundlers, what landed in the opening two seconds; offmkt, supply that moved without a trade. Counted from our own holder census and swap ledger. A dash means we do not know yet; we never print 0 for unknown.
The verdicts
| passed | nothing is pointing a gun at you right now. A status, not a promise. |
| too new | a bonding curve in its first half hour has no liquidity and no holders by construction. The card says wait instead of lying green. |
| medium · high · critical | risk 0–100, higher is worse. Unlocked, pullable LP alone floors a token at 50; the classic rug setup never reads low. |
| trap | the sell simulation reverted. You can buy it, you cannot sell it. The terminal blocks the buy and shows the reason. |
| rugged · dumped | it already happened: LP gone, or the deployer moved 5 % or more of supply in one window. The card goes to Busted with the evidence. |
For machine holders
The detector warns everyone for free. Holding a Hopium Machine is the license to everything behind it, and a machine on shift earns standing on the floor.
| everyone · free | token checks with the full 21-check dossier · the live board with RUGGED / DUMPED badges · deployer counters |
| machine holders | the holders' lane on the board · 25 % off credits · 1 free credit per machine every month · the repeat-offenders list · the full Busted archive · the holders' rooms in Discord: #rug-alerts, #scan-requests, #alpha-talk |
| union card | a machine that served a full seven-day shift holds a union card for life: 3 free credits a month instead of 1 · the introductory credit price locked in · deep scans for 1 credit · +3 watchlist slots per veteran. The card belongs to the machine; sell it and the seniority goes with it. |
| Floor Pass | five machines on shift at the same time open the trade terminal, the smart list and Follow on /wallets, and the ROBINHOOD rooms in Discord: #smart-tracker, #first-swaps, #surge, with the alert roles you pick. Counted from the shift contract every hour. |
| foreman | 5 or more union cards in one wallet run the floor: uncapped watchlists · the trade terminal door, whatever is on shift · a line in the union registry. |
| engineer | 50 machines on shift wear the Engineer badge in Discord. API v1 by key is paused; the spec stays on /docs. |
One machine is one license. Holding more machines means more free credits, not more truth. The truth is the same for everyone; seniority makes it cheaper.
Credits and $HOPIUM
The paid lanes run on credits. 1 credit = $0.50, paid in $HOPIUM at the live rate.
| deep scan | 2 credits · the deployer's full history across every launch, who funded him, whom he funds, every LP move on the token |
| watchlist slot | 1 credit / 30 days · token or deployer, personal alerts to your webhook. 3 slots free. |
| API pack | 1 credit · 1,000 requests to the score endpoint for your bot |
Introductory price — credit pricing will rise as the detector grows. Credits already bought keep their value.
Questions
| can it be wrong? | yes. A passed verdict means sellable and clean at simulation time. An owner can flip a switch later, which is why pools stay under watch and the alerts exist. |
| does it scan $HOPIUM? | yes, with the same 21 checks and zero exceptions. It wears an ECOSYSTEM badge so you know it is ours. A rug detector that exempts its own token is not a rug detector. |
| where do the numbers come from? | from our own holder census and swap ledger on Robinhood Chain, not from the token's story. Anything we could not count is shown as a dash. |
| who runs it? | the team behind the 6,969 machines. The detector is what the machines turned out to be for. |